Doubtless, I’m repeating somebody, but is this because Bruce said he’s a Republican? I can not think he would be given any respect by this camp if he was a Democrat. Surely there would be words like abomination, apocalypse and “I told you KUWTK would result in the end of times”. Or maybe it’s just cos he was an…

I think you and Andrew are on the same team here, which I’m sure you know :)

So many feelings!

In other countries this would end in awkward family dinners. No one would be dead. But, gosh, Freedom!

Some FAs are not bright, but the FAs up the front are not stupid. In a smaller airline they know all the pilots, on all the planes, where the pilots only know the other pilots on their aircraft. A pilot who thinks he knows the airline better than the FA who flies on all the aircraft is an idiot.

With full sympathy, good luck being a normal 22 year old. Tabloids in Australia still feature Elizabeth Hurley because she wore a dress that one time, and shot her boobs at Austin Powers. That's all she's done, and I still know what her kid looked like a month or two ago.

Ahhh, makes sense. Cheers!

I'm of two minds on this. I got hassled by a security dude at Heathrow for wearing a shirt that had a cartoon of a squirrel pointing a gun at another squirrel for his nut. It was cute. He thought the crew would probably make me turn it inside out, or I should wear something over it. Whatever, dude. It's a squirrel.

What eggactly is that? Sunny Side Up (as I understand, fried egg cooked on one side so yolk is still mooshy) flipped over so the yolk is sad and solid? A sad, solid, flat egg?

Albert, no. Just fuckin no. A spirit bottle can only hold so much. When that bottle runs out, you can guarantee that next shot is getting a good more, if it won't overflow. When a keg of beer runs out (and kegs can be linked up to avoid this for a while) it's still not free. Get a different beer or wait a few…

I love this. That is I want to roll in my fantasy life. In the Maldives, like "eh, I'm the cover story, but what else in here? Must be some good stories on eyeliner and how to deal with office jobs."

For us, if no one else. Ahhhh. One of my favourite films. Definitely my favourite country.

Let's all watch Cinema Paradiso with all the kisses!

Very true, Cass. The best bet is to raise children who don't give a shit, though that is not 100% under the parents' control. In the high school years I got really lucky with guy friends (mostly rich, private school boys, but not pampered) who treated us right. They all had younger sisters, but mostly I think it was a…

Ugh. I'm in a job where we don't work in the office, but we are encouraged to use it for everything we need. Never mind that when we do check it, it's 3/4 outage notifications from IT and company spam (health insurance/superannuation/someone's friend who is now a beautician).

It's a fair call. I don't work in an office, never had a meeting, so I assume the question is "talk before shagging?" Now, I'm not one to slutshame, but I just think it's polite to get a dude/dudette's name first and see if they have a firm handshake. The handshake is not important, but I want them to think it is.

I am so confused by the first one. I don't know what Gchat is, and I haven't Replied All for at least 15 years. Are we talking about MySpace type stuff and fw: fw: fw: emails?

My Nanna would have said "gawd, why's he so maudlin?"

I never thought I'd say this, but at least Putin still has some expression. Clearly he can still do a shiny smug and creepy. I can't wait to see what his new and improved Blue Steel looks like upon a wooly mammoth. Let's be real, that's what we all are waiting to see. Serious Putin on a primary carnivore keeps the…

and if my post came off not right, pansexual as he knows his effects. Someone may educate me as to the right meaning of pansexual, but as a dude who people across the board would go, surely he's at the top.