Thank you! I've been wanting to talk about Mat Fraser forever, but I live 12 hours into the future and my echo chamber is broke. I saw Mat a few years ago in his Fringe show "The Freak and the Showgirl", the showgirl being his lovely wife. I got to see Mat windmill his willy, him giving his wife a quick lick in her…

This is the review in my local paper. Simon is a friend of a friend, so same age, samish music background. Late 30s rock kid, and he loves the album, which is saying something. His review is short and sweet, due to newspaper space, but gosh if it wasn't the first review I've read in years that made me want to actually…

Just another internet stranger here going about her Internets, but offering you a stealthy internet hug for what you're dealing with...

Seeing that this was in Bali, I assume it may have been only a sliding door between the bedroom and bathroom in a hotel.

Kris double-downed and hit the jackpot there. Heck, let's botoxface it, Kris has done pretty well.... she may not be respected, but her kids are at Paris Fashion Week (front row and catwalk), on TV etc. My mum just wants me to be content and win Lotto. So Kris is doing a pretty good job.

I spoke to my colleagues and said, 'When Jesus criticized the Pharisees, he criticized them because their laws and their rules were more important than actually taking care of people,'

Except her nose, chin, and naso-labial folds. And that's just the shit I can figure out with no edumacation! I'm guessing also botox, threads and fillers of course. But when your Mum is crashing your party then, and is still crashing your parties... no, nothing has really changed for Kim. Poor, extremely rich, Kim!

I'll step in! When I saw this map my first thought was "now turn it upside down". Our ideas of up as north and south as down are so arbitrary. Asif someone stood very, very far away in the riggt spot and took a photo.

"If you present yourself as easy prey, then expect to attract some wolves."

It's the first one I've seen! Man, I hope it's good. Old fashioned FF play and story line, and I'd be a happy girl...

First clip is a wish upon a slight spring breeze: a ghosty film camera that only Americans can handle, I assume. I'm sure it's awesome. The second clip: Wow, Michael Keaton! I didn't even recognise him, and that's usually a good sign with a comeback. I like Emma Stone but she was in this for about half a second. Hope…

Oh, I've had a few. Seems a lot of guys are just, like, so clumsy, ya know? Repeatedly.

Ctrl-D! Thanks for that link.

I'm really happy for Amal and George. However, it has become quite useful in using their example when people ask me why I'm single, not really looking and not all over internet dating. FWIW I'm 38.

Yasss! No one ever suspects the lovely glammed-up hostie sashaying down the aisle (making a quick getaway). It must have been that arsehole in 17A who keeps hurking up phlegm.

"Hey you, my PA or what ever. Person I pay! Stand at the top of the stairs and take a photo of us going down the stairs! Yeah, I AM a genius. Shit, I might even do something crazy. Make sure you get it."

Hell yes. Would wrestle and shout "Get the fuck out! No. Really. Get out! It's all about me and my sauce."

Clearly, that's Mark. Burt, are you on the left or the right? And is please nominate the other writer :)

Fuck, marry, kill?

That pie looks really good, like it might have actual steak bits in it. I would still drown it in tomato sauce though.