Because it's about you? because you want to and he doesn't? Because you need to relax without worry about his pleasure? because you're bored? because a thousand things?

Also "what's the point of the relationship?" seriously? the ONLY point is sex?

High five!

but Purel first.

Do you mean Cracker Barrel the restaurant chain or Cracker Barrel the cheese manufacturers? This distinction will have an impact on which files I delete.

MY DREAM LIFE. Hopefully by the time I'm retirement-age it'll all be legal so I can fulfill my dreams of being a badass old lady with a sweet grow-op/distro/magic bakery and a vintage Caddy with a HI HATERS license plate.

I'm one of the protesters and I'd like to give an example to the topic above. One of the soccer fan groups (Çarşı) stole a bulldozer to use against police forces' lightly armored intervention vehicles (TOMA). What happened next is totally hilarious: They found someone to drive it, started the engine and began chasing…

Unfortunately, that poor fan will forever be in shadow. . . in the shadow of Angelina's glorious stardom.

Do you have a brown one for when you wear brown shoes?

Now you're shitting on Captain Falcon? This is a rough day for my childhood.

This woman knows how I feel. Hands off, Juno.

My favorite was a two word descriptor, "Swedish fucklord Alexander Skarsgard."

On one hand, I'm not sure if most people understand themselves. People are particularly prone to self-delusion and averse to self-contemplation, which leads to a schism between one's actions and status and one's beliefs and mindset.

Of course they're distracted. When's the next time you're going to see a fight break out at a WWE event?

Agreed! When I first saw the dudes in Dazed and Confused, I was like 'what happened to those sweet-ass pants?'

I ALSO MADE THIS THANK YOU YOU'RE WELCOME SOOOO GOOD

Perhaps you'd like to pre-order my historical novel: "Coping With Disappointment: A Canucks Fan's Journey".

Fat-Free Milk is the fucking worst...you may as well drink the imitations at that point.

To be fair, also want a man who will build me a walk in closet, so that i can fill it full of pillows and build forts and he and I will read comic books and eat pizza in there and oh god I've been single too long.

I only drink locally-sourced artisan juice made in a traditional Tibetan juicer while the person makes it softly chants ancient juice mantras, and served in a hand-crafted mug made from Amazon clay. Anything less and you are drinking poison.

“What the other juice companies are doing is they’re creating juice with no soul,” Oh, for the fuck of shit.

Bill Thompson's campaign may be no drama, but I'm not sure that's what people want! Let's face it—people like interesting stories. Bill Thompson may have one but I don't know what it is. On the other hand you have a lesbian redhead with a really interesting persona and a man who has humiliated himself beyond belief,…