This must be why Mitt Romney seemed so.... uncharitable and misogynistic. We can blame it on Ann giving him all those boys, right?

The lap dances were an IWA thing, apparently.

Wow, Ted's married to Whoopi and Mary Steenburgen?! I like a man who's into loud and proud feminist liberal women. Rawr!

Would they be made straight if shoved into the g-string of female strippers?

Lessons to learn in parochial high school: Oral and anal sex are God's blindspot. Also, anal sex: Your boyfriend's g-spot.

But aren't oral and anal sex what the young'uns use to prevent pregnancy? I know I've prevented several pregnancies during college (and as a married woman) going the oral route.

The artist took some liberties, for sure. I've seen my fair share of former Soviet penises and, quite honestly, they're not as well endowed. Nor are they that well-groomed. Them Slavic men are some hairy fuckers.

They're so... dexterous and flexible. That must be why they did so well in the Olympics. Also, the next time a conservative Republican says that the US is turning into the USSR I'll bring up these pics and respond with a hearty "you wish!!!!!!"

I second the creation of the Mike "Virgil" Jones Memorial Award. Hell, you create your own Cauliflower Alley-esque thing with this one.

"We use Wagner. It scares the shit out of the slopes. My boys love it!"

However shitty the writing is for the actual shows, their PR department and ad copy people are very good.

I read this in Vince's old commentator voice. All it needed was a "humdinger!" or "what a maneuver!!!"

I think my husband would love it if I stored stuff in my vagina-purse instead of a traditional handbag. I'd stop losing my keys!

This assumes that someone in the WWE talks to Virgil.

Okay, you Sir/Madam, are a true fan. I commend you for being the first to bring this up!

I think your joke fell flat.

This is for the arts and humanities fields; I'm sure it's different in the hard sciences.

I was once told by a potential PhD advisor that a past female advisee who chose to leave her tenure-track position (which, to be honest, would have not resulted in tenure because, ugh, pensions and higher pay) to stay home and raise her family was a wasted investment. She told me this during my interview. A few more…

Or maybe.... they're the same...... hmmmmm....

All this surveillance and ACME still can't find Carmen Sandiego?! I'm beginning to think she truly does not exist.