I'm always sad that Daniel and Carl-Philip don't wear the traditional male costume. Those white knee-highs and clunky black shoes are hawt to my half-Swedish heart.

Accept it. Join us. It's his massively massive figurative set of gigantic balls he has. That's where his magnetism comes from and is the source of his strut.

My four-year old tried this same maneuver. Except he tried doing it off the couch onto the cat (thanks, Olympics coverage!). Then he tried to imitate Jimmy Snuka, arms in the air and all (thanks, wrestling!). Again off the couch. We've since gotten rid of the couch (thanks, Freegans down the block!!!). The kid's a…

Do you dip your old-fashioned into coffee or do you follow up a bite with a hearty swig of coffee? I fear I'm the only one that dips nowadays.

I still see him as Gordon Gekko in that impeccable suit giving the "greed is good" speech. And knowing that Gekko's tongue was used for more than just wheelin' and dealin'..... [swoon]

He's been gay in my fantasies for years.

Oh, that fight will be backstage when the creative team tells CM Punk what their plans are for him after Summer Slam.

My brain is having a hard time reconciling Michael Douglas and.... I mean, I watch and I see Liberace but my brain keeps pulling Gordon Gekko from the ether. Damn, that man's a great actor.

I've got Tim Curry on all the time because of my 4 year old and 2 year old. He voiced the Magician character, Mr. Picadlly, in Curious George 2 (the one with the elephant.... fuck, I hate that damned movie. I hate Curios George.) and has a huuuuuge toddler fanbase. Clue was on tv for a brief second before the kids…

I bet you could start your own juice cult in the East Village based on this premise.

Baby Margaret Cho had the most adorable baby mohawk! I love it when baby hair sticks up like that!

I must remove my bra immediately after kicking off my shoes. My girls need to be freed from bondage. I can't imagine being corsetted. Ugh.

I want Megan's hair and Joan's wardrobe. I seriously want to hire a wardrobe consultant because of that show.

The higher the hair, the closer to God.

I can smell the Elnett just looking at this picture.

Stephen Moyer and Sam Trammel (sp?) because Sam's sex dream with Bill just didn't go far enough for me.

Dammit! This was my idea!!!!

Don't forget the stale pit-stank funk of the soup tureens by the LIRR staircases mixed with the odor of over-priced beer on the platforms. Yum!

Ha! No problem!

Egg allergies (to yolk and white) are common in my family, so there's a genetic component to that, but I'm the only one that can't have chicken. I think it's just one of those luck of the draw things. My doctor said that allergies change every couple of years or so. I get tested every other year to see what other fun…