I can't eat chicken or eggs. Life sucks.

Happy you enjoyed it. Flouring the chips make a huge difference. A variation would be to substitute an egg with half a mushed banana — lower cholesterol and added flavor! My husband likes the banana one better, but I like the plain.

I'm jealous! The chips are like lava right out of the oven. It's soooo good warm, nice and gooey and chewy. Cold is good, but warm is better. And a scoop of ice cream on top is even better.

Ha! I'd been scolded for reciting Kinison bits in elementary school.

Yeah. The sculpted and maintained scruffiness gets me every single time.

On a purely physical basis, young Stalin was hot.

Did that read "he's got some good wood" or did my dirty mind imagine that? Because I could have told you he's got something mighty fine going on without having to see him swing.

Kid: "So..... what does he do? Why am I supposed to be excited for this dude"

Christine Quinn: Trolling baking website for tried and true junk food recipes just like us!!!

I love Christine Quinn because she gave me her chocolate chip pie recipe. I read about it in one of the Times' Sunday Styles fluff pieces and emailed her office about it. A staffer sent the recipe my way and sent a second email with a suggestion from Chris (because us ladies are totes besties after a recipe share,…

That sounds delicious. Is it like a whipped cream cheese?

Oh, damn. I was just about to go to sleep and then I saw this post. And those images. Now I'm googling recipes. Then I will make them, eat them, and then get fat. Thanks, Laura.

I don't know what this is made of, but it is sexy. I want to dip my fingers in it and lick each one. Mousse? Cheesecake? Gelatine and Cool Whip mix? Looks so good.

I love your hair, btw. The cut and color are absolutely gorgeous.

Wow. God bless.

You've met Chris Meloni AND Hot Prince Ginge?!?!?!?!?!?! You, madame, are blessed.

How does Katie keep Suri's hair from snarling? My daughter can't have her hair out for more than five minutes without a crows nest developing in her mane. And if we're outside and its windy... oy! Is there a kiddie shampoo that prevents detangling? Does Suri get one of those fancy blowouts? Is her hair perfect because…

But how can I be a trophy wife? That is what I really need to know. To hell with being an independent, educated woman in an evenly matched partnership with a middle class man, how do I bag me a millionaire/billionaire?!?!?!!?!!!!!! [facepalm]

This is what Patrick Bateman might have looked like if he didn't break up with Evelyn. Or kill people but still deeply harbored those psychotic qualities we'll soon be seeing on Broadway.

Ha!