Amen! There's a reason why I shed any non-elastic-waist pants as soon as I can after walking in the door!! Comfy Pants FTW, now and forevermore.

So is it an exact replica, or is it an exact replica minus the design flaw that allowed the first one to sink? Cuz I'd think that'd be an important thing to clarify,...

The Freebirds apparently had a booking somewhere else last night.

I love seeing this guy do anything upbeat. Check that. I enjoy seeing this guy do anything that isn't crack.

I read the article as "Pablo Sandoval's Tits." Honestly, if I were Japanese I'd probably have the same reaction to manboobs.

Does anyone else think she looks like Traci Lords in this photo?

wait till they hit the showers.

I'm just angry that she ruined James Deen for me.

Deep conditioning helps my hair. But I have unruly curls. Suri's seems easier to manage. I bet they put on some styling cream and use an ionic blow dryer. Also, she probably has an army of stylists with her 24/7 and she's not even 10 years old. Now I'm a bit depressed thinking about it.

Chris Meloni asked me if I wanted to take a picture and if I had a camera, to which I responded with, "No, but I have a GADGET PHONE." It was like seeing a unicorn. He's pretty sexy, too. This was also the day Montel Williams was passing out green tea smoothies. Very strange things happen in this land of the wounded.…

"Don't do it. I'm telling you, it's not worth it. The carpet matches the drapes, if you know what I'm saying!"

Oooh, fellow hermits unite!!! Well, not actually uniting together... but you know from a distance.

Its okay, you can hang out in your mansions, rich folks, we will meet you there.

Nice to see that Sin Cara is getting back in the ring these days.

my favorite beard.

Before all the pro-gun, anti-gun arguments get going:

BOOBQUAKE '013.