Some other choice quotes from the video (which is honestly worth watching in its entirety). Apologies in advance for any typos:

Is it really easy to become a lawyer in New York because Rudy is making me think that mowing a lawn requires more poise and concentration.

It’s not an insult it’s just a fact. He’s old and jumps out of planes for his movies. He works pretty hard. Even when he is ruining a film franchise is goes to it with gusto. 

!!! I watched this episode the other night! It’s one of only two things I’ve seen so far this Shark Week that’s about the actual sharks and not celebrities getting over their fear of sharks...grumph. But yeah, she was so freaking calm when this happened. Not even a yelp until she they did the bleach bit on the boat.

Yes! It’s true for insects, spiders, and mammals too! If you feel something crawling on you, and you don’t jump up or swipe it, it has no reason to sting or bite you (unless it’s a mosquito or tick). I once had a gnat fly into my eyeball on a bike ride. (My bike ride, not the gnat’s.) I stopped, gently closed my…

The sheer self-control it would take to not automatically recoil when you realize something has your leg in its mouth...she is beyond impressive.  

Understatement of a lifetime: “I could see that my leg was there, which was good.”

I’m glad you made it out. Kudos to you; that shit’s hard. 

Interesting! I met her while she was working on Bad Moms and she was an ansolute delight.

Cheated. Sabotaged his sobriety. Emotionally abused him. Cost him work. Mocked Michael Jackson. Gave him a marriage ultimatum. Led him on about getting married. Joined a competing satirical Velvet Underground tribute bound and sniped all the potential Pizza Underground mitzvah and wedding jobs. Greeted him only by…

Yeah I haven’t been to a water park since I was a tween but even then I remember thinking “hmm if these teenagers are in charge here then these slides must be disaster-proof or something thanks to science!” NOPE, & fully horrified.

That is why I am a lazy river kind of person.

“Oh, life is so hard, having to rewatch the Venture Bros before watching the Venture Bros! Pain! Agony! Woe!” ~ Gary Berson, Contractor, Leaf and Snow Removal

I have this sitting in my house.

Everyone should read the very mean and funny New Yorker story on him. You can boil all of his success down to “he used SEO” and boil all his ideas for the future down to “he’s going to try use SEO again.”

One of my silly pet peeves is people criticizing engagement rings. Every so often on Imgur, you see someone who made their own ring from scratch to suit their partner’s personality, and all people say is “you tried” or “I wouldn’t want it if I were her” or “it’s ugly.” Like excuse you, this is a custom thing, and the…

love it!!! i usually hate diamond engagements rings bc they alll look basic and boring and the same but this is super cute. modern, but classic still. 10/10 would get engaged with

Univision bought The Onion and the AV Club. Univision also bought GMG and then put all their online media under one umbrella called FMG. Univision then mismanaged all of it spectacularly, and are now trying to sell it all after forcing buyouts on everyone.

My mother has COPD and is on oxygen 24/7. When she first started having trouble breathing, 10 years ago, she didn’t tell anyone until she literally stopped breathing and almost died. Last year her heat was out during frigid cold Vermont weather, and the landlord didn’t get it fixed for two weeks. She wouldn’t say…

The real star of the Harington-Leslie wedding was Madden in his kilt—the strongest Scottish style...