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Monterey Bay Aquarium is one of my favorite Twitters, at least partially because I love how they obviously let their social media team do whatever they want

Dear Landlord,

Honestly, that just seems so dumb to me. Don’t call candidates who are currently employed and wrote: “please keep this discrete” in their cover letter in the middle of the workday! That’s what emails are for.

Yesterday for Christmas my new sister-in-law gave my mother one of those make-it-yourself type calendars that you can order online, with your own photos. My mom is a sucker for sentimentality, so the minute she opened it and started flipping through it to look at all the family photos, I turned and said “Now she’s…

I stayed in an AirBnB for my brother’s wedding last weekend, it was mediocre. I stayed in an AirBnB for a week in Seattle a few months back, that experience was AWFUL. I have booked and will be staying in an AirBnB in the California desert in about a month.

Seriously, nothing. There are practical, pragmatic reasons to be clean. Health-related reasons to be clean are definitely a thing. But there’s no special morality in cleanliness.

Because I kind of just made like 10 offers on shoes... and now I’m a little concerned they’ll all be accepted. WINE!

I used to think doctors were like doctors on TV — they were all on the lookout for health problems, and if something stumped them, they’d do research and figure it out. I have discovered in my life that doctors are literally never that way. Consider this encouragement to advocate for yourselves.

How long after removing the IUD did it take to get your period again? Did you spot at all?

My Congressional Representative Salud Carbajal — a US war veteran born in Mexico! Pissing Trump off right there on the hill! — has joined forces with Tammy Duckworth to spread the news about some of the most recent egregious changes to the AHCA.

What the fuck is with people? Story and venting below the jump.

I live in California where recreational weed is now legal. Even if it weren’t, I could have a medical card this time tomorrow, if not faster. (I don’t have one yet because I haven’t needed one.) Right now I am using weed — usually vaped or more preferably, drops — to help mitigate some serious hip pain that was…

We’ve had two little earthquakes (3.9 and 3.0), and five aftershocks in between, in the last eight hours... the first one was in the middle of the night and basically right by our house—woke me up good! The second one was smaller, and around 10am.