Honoree Matthew McConaughey (L) accepts the American Cinematheque Award with Vida Alves McConaughey as she holds Mr. McConaughey back in a futile attempt at preventing him from consuming such a godawful beer onstage at the 28th American Cinematheque Award at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on October 21, 2014 in Beverly…

Biological clock upgrade!

A good way to snatch items.

She ain't got time for that.

I want to splice together all of her responses and put them into a gif to deploy at trolls.

I'm weird in that I do order soups by themselves. Like matzoh ball soup, while good with a sandwich or a nice first course, could easily be a meal in itself. An easy example of a soup meal is Ramen or Chinese noodle soup where the soup is the base for the meal. But I also agree that soups make good openers for meals.…

I agree with corgis. I don't like you anymore. We're fighting.

We can't be friends anymore with that list.

the borscht at veselka is delicious and you are terrible

Yes, but that was six years ago. All you had then was okcupid and match. And we had to walk uphill both ways to get there.

Not if I truly have a feeling about it.

Hell to the fucking no. I don't need to see anyone fucking in a public area, door open or not. Fuck that. Pun intended.

I don't feel sorry for either one of them. She should have taken responsibility for her wrongdoing and she should have shown the cops her ID instead of overreacting and pulling the "I'm a celebrity" card and calling her daddy (as if he had any power in this situation whatsoever). I felt even less sorry for her when…

Yeah, okay, she may have lied under oath. But that's a _really fucking specific thing_ to ask about. Like, you don't just happen to ask someone as part of a routine line of questioning if they were drugged and sexually assaulted.

benevolent racism

If I were Ramsey, I'd be a bit hurt. 'My adorable puppy wrinkles are embarrassing for who(m) exactly?"

excuse you america has literally never caused a problem ever, especially not for africans.

Lets put everyone from Portland, Oregon under quarantine because someone from Portland, Maine coughed.

No, you're making the assumption that I support the decisions of every single black person because I'm black myself.