"There is no point and they add nothing to the plot."

Some woman in the UK was willing to pay 91,000 Pounds to vacation with this dude? I mean you like what you like, but is he really that attractive?

Celebrity Edition!

So her video is explicitly about her ass and her sex appeal but she finds being asked about it degrading? Huh?

I've never served, but I did work in sales at a home improvement store for a bit...

A waiter at Pizza Hut once said, in my father's hearing, that we "should go back to India." (We're of Egyptian background.) I was very young at the time so I don't really remember it, but pretty sure that guy's ass got canned. Too bad the same thing didn't happen to the sucky coworkers.

i wanna flip like 500 tables about that last one. WOW THO.

As someone who's lived in Asia and used her share of squatty potties/toilettes à la turque I'm gonna hafta disagree with you here. There's nothing worse than not being able to sit when the place you ate at the night before is having it's way with your digestive tract! I've never been so happy to have a western toilet…

He must have an ass of substance and width. I'm a large man and, without a seat, I would plop right through.

I'm sorry but am I reading this correctly? A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL advised her that milk would come out OF HER ARMPITS??!! This issue has now jumped the shark and I think we can all go home because we're clearly done here.

I would rather fuck the car. Wait, I don't think I got that right.

Just how many years exactly has Shia been preparing for that role?

I love that the Sisterhood girls are all friends IRL. And I bet the other 3 all roll their eyes at Preserve when Blake isn't around.

There is nothing I find more confusing than our culture's distrust of the bidet.

In tough times, I ask myself, WWHSD?

what always works my nerves is the non holistic advice these pieces contain. For example if your arms are big the advice for that is often at odds with the large hip "advice".

it's that eye makeup they put on her. too close to the natural skin tone. don't know who they hired to do her makeup but gf did not know what she was doing.

I wish I thought you were relevant, Ireland Baldwin.

I really hate this dress.

I'm a white girl and I do the same thing in order to sound interested in what customers need when working in retail or food service. I have my dad's low voice with only slightly more emotion, but for some reason I can only control the inflection really well when I raise the pitch (probably because I'm already altering…