You know, I'm a bit surprised that you'd just describe the octopus as "loose." I came here expecting an octopus-positive environment.

At this point, he began angrily shaking a bottle of ketchup, dumped it all over his once-beautiful porterhouse

Sir Pinkham, I was having an absolute Monday of a Monday morning and needed a distraction. I thought, I wonder if BCO is up, that will surely perk me up. Lo and behold, THERE IT WAS, bless your ever-snarking soul.

I really can't blame Mindy for not wanting to have an abortion storyline. I can't imagine Fox ever letting it see the light of day.

These parents: Not very smart. I was two or three when my dad decided to shave his also very large beard off. Knowing my brain wasn't fully formed and that I'd never seen him without a beard, my parents figured I might be confused or traumatized by the experience. So Dad sat me down on the sink while he shaved it off…

because your mom was trying to be sneaky, she is excused for filming in portrait mode. The original video though, that woman filming is a monster!

My dad had a mustache my entire life and shaved it off impulsively (drunkenly) during his 50th birthday party. I was 15 and I cried my eyes out.

That widdle baby fist pound!

Nothing brings us adults more joy than messing with the unsuspecting minds of toddlers! This reminds me of the baby meeting her dad's twin for the first time...

No. That baby is right. Her dad has a weak chin.

Babies: Not very smart.

One wonders what the distinction is between that and an in-wedlock one. Regardless, this sounds like a horrific tale all around. Those poor kids.

It may be one of those archaic laws that never got off the books, like "No using your carriage on Sundays" or something.

Whooa, where in the US did you live? Was there a reason (aside from simply not wanting to, which is a great reason) that you didn't get baptized later, or that your parents didn't find another priest? That is crazy.

Wait, what? I like Lawrence but am hardly a stan....but seriously, I don't understand how she "acts the same" in all her roles? Compare/contrast Winter's Bone with American Hustle, for example.

Quit talking to people like that. "You complete idiot"? Your tone sucks and frankly you sound like someone who might beat their kid for rolling his eyes at you and decidedly not someone who supposedly went to Duke. Be civilized and also patient with people who don't get your point or agree with it. You're way too on…

I stopped reading at "usually always better"

An eye for eye while dealing with a four year old? The would only "probably" indicated that the discipline was overboard? That is just messed up.