You’ve pretty much answered your own statement/question. Some would say too old. I would say jaded. It is what it is.

If you look closely, those stills above are actually gifs of the game running in real-time with this mod on.

It’s amazing how people willfully forget the well-worn history of giving the well-established superhero mantle to a new person just because the new mantle-bearer is a different race/gender.

Ah, you’re right. If I were to read your comment and tell you to “stop emitting that strange noise when you flap your meat at me, you semi-sentient pile of elephant droppings,” you have neither a reason to be offended, nor the right to state that the statement is offensive. Likewise, were I to print out that phrase,…

On one hand, I have ~$40 back in my account from my Arkham Knight refund. On the other hand, given how piss-poorly that port turned out, and how badly optimized the Watch_Dogs port was, I’m really hesitant to preorder ACS.

On one hand, I have ~$40 back in my account from my Arkham Knight refund. On the other hand, given how piss-poorly…

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

C’mon PC release!

Hey, what about skinny people who just eat terribly? We matter too.

“99 programing bugs in the code
99 programming bugs
Take one down
Pass it around
137 programming bugs in the code.”

“#universeisntfuckingfair #survivalofthefittest”

“Was that so hard?!”

Copyright doesn’t work that way.

Driv3r, True Crime, Saints Row

This poster’s lower half is a total disaster of artistry and composition, with Han (weirdly posterized with that stroke around him) awkwardly pasted in next to the main title. A great top half, and then what looks to be “oh shit, this is a vertically-oriented poster?! I’ve only got 20 minute before the deadline!”…

Hey, I’m not sure if Kinja will give it (or this, for that matter) the placement it deserves, but commenter jayed_coins rightly dinged me for the “China purchasing our debt” thing, and I’m glad he did, because I was clumsy as hell in choosing the items for that list, and if nothing else it torpedoes what could have…

One time I tried hitting on girls at a club. It ended so poorly that I went home and tried to commit suicide with a Gillette brand Fusion razor. I didn’t finish the job, but the snail trail left behind from the Gillette Fusion tricked my friends into thinking I had gotten laid.

Step 1: Don’t go to clubs. Nothing good ever happens at clubs

Even as a seven-year-old, I was so baffled at the drug lyceums my school would have where they claimed that drug dealers hang around the playground, give kids stickers with acid or LSD on them, and then the kids are hooked on drugs FOREVER! My allowance was $1 a week, I could not afford drugs. That’s just a horrible…