Mr_Magikarp
Mr. Magikarp
Mr_Magikarp

I am SO goddamn sick of people confusing “trash talking” with “outright vulgarity.” It is 100% possible to have friendly banter between competing individuals without resorting to senseless vulgarity. There’s not even anything clever or funny about how he unloaded onthe guy. He just strung as many curse words as he

I wish Kojima just said “because I want to dress her that way.” It seems like a more honest and less eye-roll worthy reason.

so youre saying that cannon is canon? ;)

You’re right - if it isn’t movie quality they shouldn’t bother. In fact, fuck them for even trying.

White people who are really fucking high and have a disposible amount of money but lack the sense that the gods gave oysters.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

That sounds like something a white man would say.

Here is mine.

But does he roll on Shabbas?

You mean it’s fjord-flavored? But what flavor were the fjords before they put the ice cream in?

A strange book. The only winning move is not to butter.

The problem with suspension of disbelief is when they try SO HARD to keep things realistic and based in science - but then, when it suits them. They simply throw a curveball and go “Oh no, this doesn’t follow the rules - this one is SPECIAL!”.

Mass is the amount of matter, weight is the effect that gravity has on that matter, volume is the space it fills. So if you decrease the volume, but gravity and mass remain constant, you’d have the weight problems shown in the comic and a huge density.

That is some amazing writing and voice over work.

I’m....honestly not impressed with either of them. They’re both complete crap in their own ways.

Extremely Low EXpectations

0/10 tired meme is tired.

Er, I believe it’s actually in reference to food products containing “horse meat” and being sold without acknowledgement (see here).

No son, being a scalper is being a scumbag. I would dissapear the lot of you if I could; driving prices of collectible figures (or really anything youwant to buy) past the affordable (for a collector) price and creating scarcity just to benefit yourself is just despicable.

We got a Batass over.