Yet.

My money’s on Zombie Gangplank.

In other words, the problem is that he can crack bathroom tile by falling 2 feet while not even scratching a vinyl record from a 10-foot fall. The key is consistency.

Yeah, I really enjoyed my time spent in the archives lookin for these strips.

For those who don’t follow the comic, I feel like this one needs a little bit of background.

Two things I immediately saw: the guy has a totally different light source than the rest of the poster and it makes it clash, bad. The second thing is WHAT IS HE STANDING ON?

One time I swept an entire team using Shuckle.

Did you watch the video? This game has gravity. If you’re firing, you’re falling.

Looks like Unreal 4 Mario has been going easy on the pasta.

Evolving Luchador Emits Xenon

You’re the third person to post that video in a reply.

Idioms are funny things.

Next you’ll be telling me that a watched pot can, in fact, boil!

Soundly!

Huh.

But on the other hand, the Batmobile handles like a bull in a china shop. Low framerate only exacerbates that.

I beat this challenge on my first try, ON PC! Get on my level, scrubs!

No way, man. I want to see those legs, flapping around with jigglebone physics.

Suddenly I’m kinda disappointed there isn’t a modern Muppets video game. The technology is finally ready; we could have photorealistic muppets.

I think it’s either a direct copy of Jack’s mind that Nakayama put together, or Nakayama was so obsessed with Jack that he put it together from scratch and ended up reeeaaally close to the mark.