I have a theory that Rhys and Fiona’s icy attitudes towards each other in the frame story will have their roots in Rhys and Sasha’s relationship, should the player end up pursuing that. I can practically see it already... Fiona and Rhys finish their story and all seems well. The masked person remarks on their mutual…

Jim and Lucius are my favorites. Something about how they stand fits the stance so perfect. I’m almost tempted to call it an easter egg, but it’s probably just a really happy accident.

I knew I wouldn’t be the only one doing that!

Everybody has their price, Luke. Everybody.

Yeah, I think WD had the exact same problem.

All I’m saying is that the internet has a notoriously short memory.

Batman runs its worst for me when I’m in the Batmobile, and likewise Watch_Dogs ran at its worst when I was driving. If I drive slowly in Arkham Knight, my computer can ususally manage, but driving was a much larger part of Watch_Dogs. In my experience, WD was much worse by comparison just by that virtue.

I’ve got a 660 Ti and once or twice I got up to the 60 FPS limit it took me 2 minutes to set.

This all seems so strange to me. I’m not saying that the PC port’s performance isn’t bad (‘cause it is) but it doesn’t seem as broken as people are making it out to be. So many people are calling this the worst PC port ever, but I remember the Watch_Dogs port being ten times worse at launch. And I played through that…

Who wants a nice, moist apple?

I like stacking them on top of each other, honestly. They deserve some cuddles.

I just really think that we aren’t the target audience for this game, guys.

Spoilers: the protagonists face adversity.

To be fair, the time between Other M and now is not as long as the time between Super Metroid and Fusion/Prime, and neither of those are as long as the gap between the last 2D Metroid (Zero Mission in 2004) and now, either.

I mean, good on Ninty for trying to bring kids into the franchise, but a proper Metroid title wouldn’t have gone unmissed. What this heart truly desires, though, is a new F-Zero.

It can’t be just me, and I am really hesitant to say this given my love for colorful games with cartoony art styles, but I’m getting a huge “for kids!” vibe off of this. Between the logo, the blocky UI and stubby character and enemy designs, it actually reminds me a lot of Go-bots. Yeah.

We could see an objective like letting down a drawbridge or using siege weaponry to tear down walls. That’d be pretty boss. It’d be a waste, IMO, if there were no objective beyond killing enemy combatants.

Eh, tomato, tomato. Let’s call the whole thing off.

I thought Battlefront was supposed to have big teams?

Yeah but I’m the kind of guy who’d call Titanfall a MOBA if it had a big glowy thing in an enemy base to destroy.