Wiig was not hired to be a clown. I find her funny, but humor is subjective, so to each their own. The reason she was hired, however, was not because she is a comedian: it’s because her performances always mine the anger, bitterness, and selfishness of the characters she portrays. Rage and envy are traits which define…

Yeah but the thing is ... the GOP under Trump *IS* the party of schoolyard bullying.

yeah, if you can’t find it in LA you’re not looking. 

it’s not that it’s “too authentic,” it’s that it smells and tastes literally rotten. 

Hey, that’s how I watched Schindler’s List!

In reality probably no. But if message boards are an indication, there are millions and millions of people who claim to drive 301 miles each day. Stating that EVs are a waste of time and that they will never buy one.

This is the first time alcohol has triggered what I now understand to be an allergic reaction (according to WebMD and a Google image search, which is good enough for me)

The Sharon Stone thing has always been confusing to me. The set-up of the shot, the lighting of the scene, the fact that she knew she wasn’t wearing underwear, etc. It seemed like she must have known this was a distinct possibility, if she wasn’t outright told (which is completely possible). But there’s zero chance…

This. Between the other ingredients in the drink and the possibility of cross-contamination, the author needs to actually challenge tequila to see if it’s the culprit, or better yet, see an allergist so she doesn’t get surprised by something with a stronger reaction.

the margarita thing might possibly be the lime juice. Limes contain some compounds which can cause phytophotodermatitis:

Agreed.  Hopefully its trash sweet and sour and she can graduate to drinking good tequila. 

Both offending drinks with tequila were margaritas. Its probably best to check the other ingredients as well to make sure you’re not allergic to lime or something.  If you want to confirm tequila just sip a bit straight and see if it happens again.

OH god. I just realized you’re going from wrenching in “WHAT INSPECTIONS” Michigan to dealing with  TUV 

Looks like your fuel system is set up for an external combustion engine.

I love the Craigslist-level optimism.

“The good news is that, per recommendations by numerous readers, I’ve ordered a “Booger” shifter bushing kit (see below).”

Be prepared to discover that it’ll feel better, but still have slop.

Cheap glue, and constant changes in temperature and humidity; it is a recipe for failure.

It’s subject to a lot of temperature fluctuation, especially heat when parked outdoors, and there’s no reason for an automaker, say Chrysler, to spend money on an adhesive that will last 26 years.

Because these cars, and all cars of this ilk, are giant pieces of shit.

How do you know they didn’t actually want another child and only took more children because they needed a spare?