Sometimes being hypocritical is the right thing to do. And I say that as someone who thinks all hypocrites should be put in jail for 20 years.

Holy shit. Barstool hires cyclopes.

At least this cop is dead.

Sounds like sexual abuse by depraved public officials to me.

This is too fucked up for me to even attempt to comment on so on an unrelated positive note...

what the fuck

To be fair, there wasn’t a whole lot of athletic distance between “Tommy Maddox at the height of his physical prowess” and “Tommy Maddox in the throes of partial paralysis”.

He has a spinal cord injury. The fact they had to do surgery after 3 days is not reassuring in any way, shape or form. There were some reports of some moving or feeling in his legs at one point. Surgery could mean that he started to lose that little bit of momentum; it could also just mean there was never a reason for…

I’d like to thank the Chargers for weaning me off football before every weekend was just a collection horrifying injuries and dog whistle politics. Love you Ryan Leaf.  

I’d retire if I were him.

Ummm... am I the only one who thought best case scenario was him walking and leading a normal life? Returning to football never seemed to be in the cards.

Hi! Doctor here. You, Jeff Sessions, are full of shit, and your intern knows more about marijuana than you do. Might I suggest a good enema?

It checks out...

Well, regardless of the AMA’s view on marijuana...doctors (not Keebler Elves) are increasingly supporting use of weed. A group of 50 doctors (including a former Surgeon General) formed the Doctors for Cannabis Regulation.

At the very least, you’re starving enough for internet attention that you’re racing to be the first to demonstrate outrage at others’ willingness to make molestation jokes.

Found the Alabama republican who would rather vote for a child molester than a democrat.

I never want to be so starving for internet attention that I race to be the first to condemn molestation jokes.

If you’re not first you’re last.

She’s much too old for him.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.