Hey, if a rapper can’t wear a female steampunk cosplay outfit, then I will just give up on life.

“Some of my best friends have children.”

The thing I’m most surprised is missing in the first photo is Curt Schilling’s erection.

It isn’t really all that amazing sadly. We’re live in a society that doesn’t just reward narcissism and lying, we practically breed them like thoroughbreds.

Look how sullen and unhappy that fucking bastard looks.
You think he’d be overjoyed. They brought him a jersey that he can wear around, just like a real football man. Maybe they should let him honk a big horn or ring a bell or some shit. He seems to like that.

The first reply to that list is “35 traitors” and the guy’s twitter blurb is in Spanish. ¡Perfecto!

I thought I had seen everything, but then I saw the ghost BJ...

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

They’re 4 Lombardi Trophies on the table in the first photo and 5 in the second one.

Hey Patricia, I’m a big fan of your reporting on the sexier side of the gaming industry. That said, I’m conscientious of the folks who may be browsing Kotaku at work. Is there any way that NSFW articles can be excluded from the article auto-loading that was recently implemented on Gizmodo sites?

This really was a good article - thanks. I don’t think anything has sickened and enraged me more lately than that simpering performance about “the babies... beautiful...babies”, spoken with strange and unnatural enunciation from his puckered-anus mouth. The same beautiful babies he wants to deny asylum to, deprive of…

I’m sorry you had to type all of this but I’m really glad you did. Such a fabulous succinct way to gram the argument. My skin crawls whenever anyone makes the comparison between her and trans people.

A better suggestion is fixing the infinite scrolling.

Came here for Dabney Coleman. Leaving disappointed.

I was hoping it was a remake of this 80's gem;

Some things never cross your mind until someone points out the possibilities and then you know you’ll never be the same. This is one of those times.

My parents were in a 55mph small overlap crash with our 60lb dog when I was in college. Fortunately everyone walked away with just some bruises and a headache (this was when he finally admitted that my mom was right for making him buy a car with the best possible safety ratings). According to my dad, the dog, Kelly…

Thank you! Americans need to get past this mentality where it’s okay for the US army to bomb/assassinate anyone anywhere in the world whenever the mood strikes them. It’s not okay for any country to do that unilaterally.

It’s possible for both to be true.

While I agree with some of your sentiments, a few points.