Exactly. A parent (but any family member really) is probably the worst temperature taker of a romantic relationship.

Beard politics are so complicated (ask the cast of Teen Wolf).

Not that it’s reliable bbbuuuttttt Blindgossip has a recent BI about them that said she leaked all of those super specific gay coded details about what he’s doing (facials, working out) and who he’s with (Nick Jonas.) Because she’s pissed the contract wasn’t renewed.

Wait, AZ is suing Theranos because AZ stripped the regulations that would have kept Theranos honest; so now, instead of passing regulations to keep this from happening again, AZ is suing Theranos?

Given how fun her divorce (less than a year ago) looked, I wouldn’t think I’d want to get married again just yet, if I were Amber Heard.

But what if your vagina swallows it? :(

The scene where they gradually recreate the alien lab on the holodeck? SOOO CREEPY!! (It has some very well-placed incidental music, which really helps set the mood.)

Give us the full list. I’ve had Pappy Van Winkle and it’s pretty damn good.

The aliens from TNG - Schisms. That was one of TNG’s darkest, creepiest episodes. This shoddy trailer does not do it justice at all, but it’s the best one I could find. The line about Riker’s arm being severed and reattached scared the crap out of me when I was a kid!

MAKE AMERICA GO AGAIN! #maga

If it will please the court, I’d like to submit this for your approval:

This is admittedly off-topic, but it seems to fit here better than anywhere else right now:

One of these years someone’s going to do an Iron Lotus

The richest person I knew growing up was our small-town dentist (really, really small town) so I always assumed that all dentists were just ridiculously wealthy. They had a nice house and a car that was new, and their kids always had cool toys, so, you know, living large. In hindsight the dude probably maybe made…

That Jeep looks like it was made by Nerf.

you would absolutely die if you jumped into a pool of whisky. or at least, it would super fuck you up. Distilled alcohol doesn’t allow you to be as buoyant, so you’d have to fight really hard just to get out. Also, the fumes and intensity of it would probably intoxicate you, choke you, and sting your eyes and throat…

I would like to submit white as a terrible car color. My mom drove a 1998 white mercury sable for a bit of time. That might be the ugliest car ever made.

ZUKKA’S THOUGHTS:

List of dogs who “aren’t a good dog.” That dog.