Nice to be white, isn’t it?

Hopefully there aren’t any individuals working in law enforcement who would lose their shit over something so miniscule... oh wait this is America, they shoot people for much less.

*gets pulled over for speeding*

Same. I think it’s technically still illegal in my state.

I’m godless. Atheism might be acceptable among the enlightened folks who inhabit your web site, but out among the teeming masses it would cost me a lot of potential votes.

I do. I’m getting so giddy from the schadenfreude I’m barely able to sit at my desk and not squeal like this...

She doesn’t even look at the menu, she just orders whatever she’s in the mood for.

Oooh, and she pretends to be deathly allergic to food she doesn’t like.

When two dumpsters are on fire in a forest, does anyone hear them? Does anyone care?

I bet Tomi Lahren sends everything back and then demands to speak to the manager when she is out having dinner.

purported ignorance in her analysis.

Weird, I thought being rude and ignorant was a selling point for a conservative media personality.

Precisely. I myself probably would not have thrown a pie in the face of a former NBA player, who also has a security detail, as well as the necessary financial resources to make my life a living hell. Any one of those things would be sufficient to give me pause. But that is why some people are given the moniker…

As a constitutional lawyer, this falls into a grey area. One can say that he was passionately demonstrating his freedom of speech through a physical act, others say it’s simple assault. What you don’t know is that the supreme court has actually already set a precedent on the matter under the 1875 Milford v Woopie The…

I still applaud the pie thrower, because Kevin Johnson is a piece of shit. This is an example of something that is not legal, but is ethical! Like punching nazis.

My first true love was a black/black ‘87 Conquest TSi. I owned 3 in total before moving on to DSMs. My heart still stops every time I see one, so I should love this guy’s video series.
But instead I really want to kick Stancy Pants right in the damn nuts for what he did to the wheels and suspension.

Some call Cum Dog a hero. Others say he is not a sandwich.

I love how everyone is saying “A Yukon River” or “Yukon River Disappears” so that people will think that it’s THE Yukon River.