I honestly don’t see what the issue is here. If the players really want to dance, then they should stick to league-sanctioned non-suggestive routines like those of, oh I don’t know, just off the top of my head, the cheerleading squads.

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

It seems that they must’ve not filed tax returns and then failed to pay even after a million warnings.

Why did they need such a large house in the first place? When the series began, they had a 5 bedroom home but NEEDED something bigger because baby.

Why can’t they just sell some of their homes/expensive shit to pay off the IRS and then slowly rebuild their brand (whatever that is)? I don’t understand rich people. Like, you’re hella broke. You don’t need 5 walk-in closets.

I was at the garage today (and ended up having to buy a whole new set of tires- yay) and CNN was on. I seriously forgot how annoying it was to hear 45's voice. I usually just read the transcripts of whatever dumb thing he has said- but it was on the TV in the waiting room and I couldn’t avoid it. So much yelling and…

That would totally ruin my suspension of disbelief.

I can’t quite place what this twerp Stephen Miller resembles. a poorly designed muppet? A ventriloquist dummy possessed by one of the minor demons? I’m not quite sure.

Meanwhile, at today’s meeting on feline health care.

and was booed off the stage 

I kinda hate that I agree with your point.

I’ve cooked up something very special for you tonight ladies.

You know what, that whole NK situation is looking more and more appealing by the day. I don’t know about you all, but I’d rather that than go back to being property.

This, I guess, is the next issue of The Atlantic, a fancy magazine for men who aspire to be on panels.

You have a tennis court in you lawn? Well good for you.

This list is garbage because croquet is the best sport to aggressively screw over friends and family under the disguise of strategy.

Horseshoes > cornhole

Horseshoes is criminally low.

Oh please. Paddle ball is significantly worse than getting hit by a car.

This is pretty decent but I would put outdoor badminton much lower (indoor is a different story) and horseshoes way the fuck higher