Because it wasnt sexual assault, it was just an awkward, bad date? And because the allegations were around a single incident not long term behavior?

Comparing any fast food chain to something like Buttfuckers is just so assinine.

Youre so tough, Ninja. We should all be more like you. 

If only he had personally molested them. He would have been a shoe in!

Is that the old 2006 concept? Definitely makes sense that it took FCA 12 years to develop that into a production vehicle. 

Well for a start they could pay the same rate that lottery winners who choose the lump sum pay.

They forgot the password and it was tied to Roger Ailes email account. 

Payne Lindsay is a giant douche and grifter. Nothing he ever does should get the benefit of the doubt and he needs to be ridiculed out of the podcasting business. 

What do you expect out of a $9 bottle?

Very true. Lousy Puritans and their liquor laws. I am always horrified when I visit family back East and check out the local selection of Californian wines. You can usually find a few good ones though. 

None of that wine is made at Blumpkin’s winery though. 

You need to drink different/better wine, my friend. I am not sure the last time I saw a wine over 15%, and I live in California. 

And basing a town entirely around a single company has never failed in the past!

Nah, his cameos were still annoying. 

This is the wrongest take of all time. Get out of here with that pretentious trash. 99% of all homemade cranberry sauce is awful, lumpy, fibrous, garbage. 

He is right this time, but he still needs a thorough ass kicking. 

I got stuck on the 118 right behind that fire today. The winds were really going today. 

If anyone is ever jealous of bartenders making bank on tips, I always heavily encourage them to try it out themselves. Its usually a pretty easy industry to crack (high turnover is a real bitch) so that shouldnt be an obstacle.

Damn, that is cold. I havent had any problems (other than losing a can or two every time) shipping with UPS and USPS. I usually just get the box wrapped in a plastic bag dropped on my doorstep.

I really wish we could get one of the Gawker alum to do an expose on Tomato Face, like they did with Violentacres. That he is still here, after all these years, doing his obvious and very mediocre trolling is so perplexing and sad I really want to know who he is.