I am pretty sure the official name for such an event is "cluster fuck".

All these problems are irrelevant because Word is bound to crash before any of the problems can be solved....

Yup. Gizmodo writers seem to live in a sort of weird bubble sometimes.

It isn't beads. The ocean (and the "blood") are made of semi-transparent LEGO studs, like the kind you would have in a LEGO car set for tail lights

*Ding* We apologise, ladies and gentlemen, for the slight delay. It appears that the engine has exploded.