I know it seems like a thousand years ago, but remember when Matt Lauer let Trump lie and lie at that “Commander in Chief” bullshit forum on the Intrepid?

It is reprehensible that this man is allowed to be on television instead of the place he is eminently more qualified to be: The US Senate.

Alf is back in porg form.

A fun thing to do when you’re bored is turn Simpsons quotes into Rupi Kaur poems.

Sometimes
A poem is just a sentence
With line breaks in
Strange places.

How has no one posted this yet?

Is this the game Steven Universe was playing?

It is my most fervent wish to throw out a first pitch. I will fling that ball in there at 85+ and everyone will be like “lol wtf why didn’t you kick that.”

Barbatos Slim? What’s that limbo demon doin’ coming up out of his dark place? There must be a multidimensional limbo competition I haven’t heard about. Why even sign up for the newsletter...

Can I still just use a password to unlock it instead of my face? At what point will companies take away the option to use a password instead of your face?

Darth Baul?

I found her routine to be on the level.

She’s earned it... those dilithium chambers and plasma conduits don’t maintain themselves.

I am trying to figure out what she is wearing in that pic. It looks like she had a Next Generation transporter accident with a Catholic school girl and Minnie Mouse.

I had no idea Starfleet paid it’s engineers and security officers so we’ll.

You had me at “Cloppy.”

Clearly premeditated: there was mallet aforethought.

“Fox News: We’ll Report, Then Talk Amongst Yourselves”

I think the captions editor developed shpilkis in his genechtagazoink ...