This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

“Cricket may be impossibly dull and impenetrable, but at least there aren’t any murders associated with it.”

Do it for Jason Mendoza!

“Easily one of the top ten swamp cities in Northeast Florida”

Maximum Derek

We are all Jason Mendoza now

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

In related news, the Seahawks just announced their offensive line would be pivoting to blockchain under new OL coach /u/Bits4Gold.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

This play didn’t just wreck the Falcons’ chances of winning the game, it damn near killed ‘em.

What is wrong with this man (other than the obvious) and his PR team? Why can’t he just be quiet? Is he in any kind of legal danger because of what Peter Jackson, Salma Hayek and Lupita Nyong’o said? That’s the only reason I can think of to reply to them at all. If he just shut the hell up, the public would eventually…

My takeaway from Rihanna’s response was that she’d rather just have trans models show up to her castings, rather than specifically seek one out for the sake of inclusion, which is tokenism (and is what her fan suggested). The beauty and fashion industries are as revenue-driven as any other industry, and yet,…

I know it seems like a thousand years ago, but remember when Matt Lauer let Trump lie and lie at that “Commander in Chief” bullshit forum on the Intrepid?

It is reprehensible that this man is allowed to be on television instead of the place he is eminently more qualified to be: The US Senate.

The Zach Randolph airball video definitely exists:

A fun thing to do when you’re bored is turn Simpsons quotes into Rupi Kaur poems.

Sometimes
A poem is just a sentence
With line breaks in
Strange places.