How has no one posted this yet?

Is this the game Steven Universe was playing?

It is my most fervent wish to throw out a first pitch. I will fling that ball in there at 85+ and everyone will be like “lol wtf why didn’t you kick that.”

Can I still just use a password to unlock it instead of my face? At what point will companies take away the option to use a password instead of your face?

I found her routine to be on the level.

She’s earned it... those dilithium chambers and plasma conduits don’t maintain themselves.

I am trying to figure out what she is wearing in that pic. It looks like she had a Next Generation transporter accident with a Catholic school girl and Minnie Mouse.

I had no idea Starfleet paid it’s engineers and security officers so we’ll.

You had me at “Cloppy.”

“Fox News: We’ll Report, Then Talk Amongst Yourselves”

I think the captions editor developed shpilkis in his genechtagazoink ...

... pajama boys?

“It’s the imagery of the Bernie brothers and the pajama boys and the Hillary Clintonistas.”

Yes!

That. Was a long train coming. But so worth it.

Same! Although I Also enjoy Jenny. some of those lesbian jokes are effing hysterical to this lesbian.

I died when she hit herself with. The confetti cannon. Some of the best segments on seth’s shows are when they break up and step out of the scene.

I love the “Jokes Seth can’t tell” segments, and like 90% of that is because of Amber. She’s just so damned funny.

This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program

Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder.