MrPrim
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(due to an unusual - and in retrospect overconfident - clause in my deal with the Devil)

MULTIBALL ENGAGED!!

Looks like the Mon-stars are at it again.

Oscar Isaac can ball!

Things only got more embarrassing for him on the next possession, when he was sure that the little guy was about to douse him with a bucket of water, only to end up with a face-full of confetti.

Why pay them when you can instead not pay them?

Emmitt Smith: Hasn’t he ever played in Minnesota? I went there one time and saw a Dimetrodome with my own eyes.

If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.

They lose a buck on every order, but make it up in volume.

That is a wax figure of famous psychologist Sigmund Freud

well i guess gilbert wouldnt be the 1st browns player who wasnt up to snuff. i wonder if he was listening to redman when he crashed. im imagine the team will have to skoald him for this. maybe even long cut him from the team. too bad, i hear he was a grizzly on defense. copenhagen!

Xanax always makes me buy crazy shit, not alcohol.

Not appreciating this Mario-normative tone, Patricia. He’s beautiful with any body type.

*Do not actually do this.

She’s actually not old enough for Benadryl yet and I’m not super into drugging (my baby). But you never know with me!