Schrodinger approves.

Here I was thinking it was going to be a slow loris from the thumbnail.

"Let me help you pump it, it'll make me feel like an aid."

Imagine hearing an army of these marching down your street...

That fact that we need these articles is sad. Get off the couch and do some burpees, damnit!

Good god... it even has 23 strands.

Aren't-uh... aren't light shows generally supposed to follow the beat of the song?

My regular glasses cost that much, and they only let me see...

"The thought of you possibly standing me up made me deathly upset, and I tried to drown it all out in food..."

Can... can they make it a suppository?

I'm assuming those lips are for me to put my willy wonka in?

All you have to know is that they suck.

Those eyes...

It's a hypothetical module of iron. My satire is beyond strong enough to penetrate the sun's defense grid and annihilate it's super core.

So when Sol dies, we'll be bombarded with terrible music and an incredibly unnecessary video on a single picture, containing said music?

I threw a module of iron at the sun a little whiles ago. It should be getting their shortly.

I hear people taste like pork.

Oh thank God.

Oh god, it's like the Ripstick of longboards.

Very precisely.