The day Windows is history, Mac will become malware-filled and attacked by everyone who has the ability to. Also, where are your games?

As a teenager that plays lacrosse for my highschool team; I bet I could outrun most adults.

Hell, in the event of an armed gunmen, I would use this thing to protect my vitals. I don't know about you, but it's not very often that my suitcase gets purposely shot at rather than me.

You have to use a towel to dry yourself at the beach? I just sun dry. Feels nicer, too.

I'm a teenager and I use GrooveShark, because I'm not dumb.

Only to be able to see what comes for humanity in the future- technology wise, of course. I'd never want to be completely immortal, but if in the end it required me to kill myself to stop the immortality, I definitely would not take it in the first place.

When you did the Speedtest.net test, I'm assuming you weren't the only one connected at the time. Were you connected through WiFi, how many other devices were connected to the WiFi, and were you streaming OnLive on your 'console' at the time you did the test?

Down in southeast PA I've seen the thickest lightning bolts I think I've ever seen. Every time they come down it lights the street up like it's the middle of the day.

Having recently been a kid that would sit on things like jungle gyms and monkey bars and the like, I comfortably say that this looks incredibly uncomfortable.

Don't Windows Phones have Zune?

iVision- Put it on, and first thing you notice is everything is black. Pitch black.

Personally I've learned to just deal with it. If I do get it, it always seems to be after about a half mile of running, and if I keep truckin' through, it'll be gone by the end of that mile.

I'm pretty awful. I try to be as satirical as possible, but what I post isn't even funny to ME half of the time.

I could make a joke about the way the seats are shaped and how roads are rather bumpy, but I think you already get it from this allusion to it.

But how did the animals' cells evolve over time knowing that a different animal was attracted to polarized light? Are cells omnipotent or something?

I would've killed for one of these as a kid... until I saw it at night time and my gaming experiences with Ocarina of Time or MegaMan64 cut in...

Those eyes...

inb4 Nike Space2.0 and you're no longer the coolest kid in the universe.

I shall use it naked, and no one can complain as it's my property.

I know... the poor things.