I kind of thought I could just drop into the Hangout and show off my willy.

They never answer my questions.

I'm so confused. This article is from August. D:

DUCK

First off, it was a satirical comment.

God, this is like those door snake commercials.

With a name like Pirate Parties International, they're already hurting their own cause.

From comments.

The Red Hot-ness cauterizes the wound!

So, what you're saying is if my girlfriend ever runs out of tampons...

That wall honestly can't be any more dirty than any other place outside after there's been some weather in the area. I still wouldn't touch it though.

INTERNET VIGILANTE OF JUSTICE AND DO-GOODERY REPORTING IN TO RUIN YOUR FUN

Can... can we do this with how much I poop each year? I'm honestly quite interested.

Depends, is it a lonely Friday night, or Sloppy Joe Tuesday?

Give me a beanbag chair and a light, and all of my needs will be satisfied.

Oh, Konata.

The fact that the planets are all just dots makes this a lot more stupid than I thought it would be.

I forget what that is. The McNuggets, right?

"Mr. Obama, you sure have been on the news a lot lately. Holding a Google+ hangout? What, do you think you're the president already?"

And yes, I am an Anonymous follower.