"Yeah, we found the problem. We're going to have to amputate."

Man, everything seems to circulate around SeaNanners speech yesterday about fiction being better than reality.

What am I looking at here?!

Sure is a good thing they didn't give him an MRI to look for brain trauma.

Brotip: Never use memes. Ever.

I just expected boobs.

Personally, I prefer my shoes to be made of broken glass. Gets me prepared for when I need to walk around outside, as every time I do there seems to be shards of the stuff everywhere.

My answer:

A gym membership. Just went with a friend I haven't seen in almost a year and had a great time.

It's a suppository.

Kill everyone

Why does she keep doing that with her hand. Oh god my inner three-year-old with ADHD is acting up.

They create overhangs. I feel like I should be hiding in the shade under them in the summer time.

Can't we just make those tubes from Futurama? They seem so much more fun.

If you did this for me, it would just 365 one-second videos of a computer screen, depending on the time of day of course.

Evidently.

Sigh. Can't we all just get over our petty disputes? It's always me that has to do it, isn't it?

inb4 death