MrPistachio
MrPistachio
MrPistachio

Does it come with an apposable life-size action figure like in the pictures? That'd be so cool.

That thing looks stupid as hell

I've been using this forever for when mopey emo guys post nothing but Blink182 and screamo videos and how they're going to sleep forever because they didn't get the last slice of pizza. Why is this something of note all of a sudden?

Well then what use would my 'Check "Check Engine Light" Light' be?

Goddamnit, all the cool stuff comes out after Christmas.

Ridiculous? You obviously don't love your occupation.

This will be perfect for my Deepholme cosplay room.

Alright, someone give me some bed sheets and a hole puncher.

If it hits my house, can I sue Russia?

I'm still getting used to my Hot Pepper Ear Wax cleanser.

O-M-G BOOBS!

It must get very lonely in the mid-US.

Ahurk.

It's the Bollywood version.

Just bury everyone with a flashlight, a handaxe and a shovel.

Do none of the Giz writers know what a meme is?

The porn technology is at risk. Quick! Hoard as much of it as you can!

It's the Mad Hatter! He'll play terrible songs on each of his hat-phones, and not only will your brain process each individual song as terrible, but it will get confused with so many songs. There will be so much terrible, your brain will literally shut down all voluntary actions, and then the Hatter can manipulate

In southeast PA we've only had one snow so far, and it was in mid-October.

This is a step forward to atomic overclocking. I want my computer to be powered by nuclear explosions.