"My girlfriends love it"

Is this an intro for a porno? This seems very likely to be the intro to a porno.

Woah, what kind of dancing is that man? This is the main problem with guys and dancing lately, they move their arms like they're trying to wave down a taxi, and their legs just kind of nod up and down.

Oh sweet god, I read "pic-a-nic" basket in my Yogi Bear voice.

ITT: Forced memes

But buttons are so satisfying...

Aww... here I was thinking it was a giant candy-filled vending machine from the thumbnail.

Give me glasses with this now.

Ah, I guess as just a navigation tool it'd work fine, but in actual gaming I don't want to have to worry about moving my hands around more than I need to.

As a PC gamer and a retired hardcore WoW-player, I can say I'd absolutely hate this mouse.

I can taste the diarrhea already.

I was kind of being satirical, sorry it didn't transfer over in my text.

Little does he know, an entire drug cartel is working within his shell all day long while he just goes about his normal transit.

Or just follow the ways of Buddhism and expand your mind through tranquil living.

Man, I remember the last time I got drunk and bought StarWars merchandise...

I thought it was a fudge-sculptor from the thumbnail. :[

I sweat a lot and I hate it... my hands sweat, which sucks really bad when it comes to, you know, physical contact with other human beings.

Sansa Clip club, assemble!

Hey, Vsauce here.

Where's the fun for him?