This is my first internet.

Wow. Are you new on the internet? You’re not supposed to be nice and kind here. You’re supposed to say things like “this game sucks, therefore you all suck”.

I’ve never played AC and its not the kind of game that I’d be into but it’s super cool seeing people get so excited about this new one.

This is what you’ve been training for, people! This is not a drill! Now get in there, isolate yourselves, and play games like your life depends on it!

Missing the point. Biden has already won. The votes are what they are, and there is no viable path for Sanders to take the nomination.

I’ve said many, many times before that Biden should not have run and the fact that he and Sanders chose to run ruined what might have been a very good primary debate over the future and present of the party. But Biden has one thing going for him that Sanders will never have: He fucking won.

Let it never be said that Bernie Sanders is anything but a narcissistic sociopath. 

If this is the kind of shit we allow to happen, then maybe we don’t deserve to modify cars.

Good. The trucks should be crushed and molded into the shape of a Prius. 

Now if only they’d show the same level of concern for domestic white supremacist terrorist organizations.

I thought Alia is a cute, freckled lesbian, but...Maebe not?

GUNS ARE NOT FUCKING TOYS.

Fun fact: I lived in the US for 2 years, routinely spoke my native french everywhere with friends that were here with me, stole one of y’all jobs for a while, and weirdly enough, nobody ever told me to speak english. People usually swooned and squee’d.

But sure, it’s not racist ^^

Be sure to let your sister know that her son is internalizing her hate. 

I’m gonna be really annoyed if this game gets super popular and makes everybody who sees me online assume I’m a huge fan of a big looter shooter bang bang game in 2020 instead of the spaceship piloted by the fake Han Solo from a Star Wars game released on the Nintendo 64 in 1997.

I am excited for you by proxy for coming up on the ending of Control. Such a good game! You’ll be blown away when the [REDACTED] and you won’t know if [REDACTED] but you’ll slowly learn that [REDACTED] when [SUPER DUPER REDACTED]!

“boat that needs frequent trailering”

That is not a need. That is a choice.

Classic case of Munchausen by Blocksy. Hurt the thing you love in order to get attention for saving it later.

Yeah, I mean, who would want to try something new and experiment a little. That’s just crazy talk. If you’re going to play with yourself it has to be the hand or nothing, that’s the manly way to do it gosh dangit!

Yeah, I mean, who would want to try something new and experiment a little. That’s just crazy talk. If you’re going…

One of the worst things you can do when trying to convince people of your cause is to make the other side look more reasonable. No matter the argument, figuratively shitting one’s own pants and flinging it everywhere actively encourages people to root against you, irrespective of the merits of the argument.