#Lifegoals....workin’ on it.

You call him “fat,” I just call him “calorically embiggened.”

I hope it comes with vinyl seats.

Should be the name of a new Oldsmobile.

White never beats green.

Leaving was the right choice.

Narcissists are great. I invited several to check out my new reflection pond in my backyard, boom: instant flower garden.

I’m always happy to see a Black Adder reference.  Season three was the best one. 

Have you met a Finn? Even a broken clock is right twice a day

The devil I know.

Maybe this makes me a bad person, but at this point I’m just following Fallout 76 news for the entertainment value.

Oh shit, you’re telling me a video game website doesn’t report random murders, deaths, and accidents, and only mentions them when they’re notably tied to video games?

This has blown my mind.

There are bears outside

Now, you see, if they’d had a gun no one would be dead right now.

I can only hope, for completeness’s sake, that a third fan yelled out “Play Free Bird!”

Some ideas:

I will take 15 minutes agonizing over a choice that has no actual impact on gameplay just because it might result in different dialogue. Was Commander Shepard a spacer, colonist, or earthborn? Sole survivor, war hero, or ruthless? Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

As a teacher, I can say the worst part of GTA is the effect it has on teenagers’ language. No, they probably won’t turn violent, but yes, they will adopt overly aggressive, disrespectful dialect that will push them into more adult situations. This is especially true for video games, as the ability to walk in the shoes…