Yes.

Yes.

...and the often violent gender roles women are forced into when dating men.

I am expecting at a bare minimum to be locked down for 3-4 months, and probably until January.

When you say “short”, what do you mean? 1 hour? 20 hours?

I honestly think the LHC split us into an alternate timeline. It is a (very) small comfort to think that there is a world out there in which everything went right even if we can’t get to it.

Did you see the mentions of roll20.net up there? He can play with his friends across the net, and you have to let people in to your game so it’s pretty safe (as online things go).

Look at it this way, Riley—you can finally finish Witcher 3.:P

I would have assumed GameStop was currently one of the safest places out there. I had no idea anyone even went in the stores anymore.

Oddly, while this is not good for the people who are often able to attend in person, this is *fantastic* news for those of us who normally only buy the digital pass. Often only the big events are streamed, so this time (while there won’t be the huge events) we can be anything that they do will be streamed. I’m pretty…

A person can both be in a union and be a jackass. I know. I have several relatives in unions, and “jackass” would be a charitable way to describe them.

Where are prisoners supposed to contract the disease? From the concerts they attend? Or the weekend jaunts to Italy?

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He didn’t shoot a gun towards some gaming equipment. He drunkenly handled a gun clearly without understanding how it works and discharged it, endangering anyone in the home and possible people nearby. Luckily, it only hit some gaming equipment. I don’t know (or care) about Twitch, but at the least he should not be…

I feel compelled to point out that a good amount of the time, that is caused by the fact that your tank is full of fuel and you need to stop.

Why does a fuseless grenade need a pin and a lever?

Yeah, I’m voting for the singularity. I just never expected SkyNet to coalesce in a video game.

Great. Now I’ll be spending the weekend pining for my one true love. Thanks a lot.

Surely this should have been named the “Aubergenie”.

I sat for an embarrassingly long time trying to find a uterine-based pun for “Stand your ground” but couldn’t find one. :(

At least one abortion, we can be sure.