That would make the abortion self-defense, which should be acceptable to them.

Do the cars only drive in circles?

My personal opinion is that history will not record it, because we will have better things to scratch into the stone that remains in our blasted future, like “Survivors inside” or “Water here”.

I’m not sure the people who wrote this list actually know any men.

I’m not sure the people who wrote this list actually know any men.

Ok, so if this is cooked on the same grill and therefore has 0.01% beef on it, doesn’t it follow that since it is cooked in the same restaurant and the grease is in the air, that even if they put it on a different grill there would still be 0.001% beef on it? I mean, what is the cut off?

Jesus T.P.V. Christ.

That just means an extra drinking day, my friend!

Fuck, at this point, Coronavirus seems like almost a good thing. I mean, Armageddon is coming one way or the other. At least that one is quick.

As Helliphiknow says, we aren’t going to be ok. The world isn’t going to hell in a handbasket, and the handbasket is on fire.

This has been quite a week, but a happy one because my wife finally came home after 2 weeks of caring for her parents.

I’m happy to say that studios need to plan more time for their projects, but offering that as a solution is simplistic, at best. The problem is not just impatient players. Every day costs the company money in salaries/hours but also in the form of vacation time accrued, health insurance, 401k matching dollars, coffee,…

I’m in the minority and no one cares, but this game is my single greatest purchase regret from 2019.

I don’t know--the third from the left might be a dude with a manbun. NTTAWWT (well, with the sleeping arrangements. There’s definitely something wrong with a manbun).

Luckily, the Botched doctors will probably be able to rectify this problem

I’ve never been overly fond of him, but for me the point he ceased to be of any importance was after a few seasons of “Idiot Abroad”, where he thought it was funny to fuck with Karl Pilkington who, by then, had traveled the world and experienced a great deal, met a ton of people, and expanded his horizons. It became…

How in the unholy, panko-crusted fuck do you wait until your feet look like that before you seek out a doctor??? The first second I found anything like that on me I would be running for the clinic, screaming, “I don’t need your fucking judgement, but getitoffgetitoffgetifoff!!!!!!!!”

You have to wonder how he would respond to someone doing that to his daughter.

So we’re all going to just gloss over the bit about 2 and half containers of white Tic-Tacs? Why a half? Do they just dump half of a container in the trash? Does no one use them at all, or do they have throw out half a container every morning? I’m very confused by this.

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