Aww yiss. Mega Ran. This dude is an incredible rapper, an even more amazing person, and possibly the hardest working person in music.

They told me that if I kept “self-partnering” I’d go blind.

Here you go, brother: https://www.coverking.com/design-your-own-seat-cover

Seems a couple of loud, juicy sneezes might solve this problem.

If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.

“It’s the ciiiiiiicle of liiiiiiife!!”

“Why, just the other day, I was met in the street with chants of ‘Hail, Prince George! Hail, Prince George!’”

I think the real story here is that, after everything that has happened, there are still people who signed up for FO76 1st on day one. Unreal.

Good on you! I too recently dropped Division 2.  I enjoyed it for a while, and reached world state 3, but then it just was feeling like the game was narrowing down and would only continue. I just never really seemed to get the feel of it. 

If you like Vagabon, you better not be ignoring Moor Mother, Screaming Females, or Sammus!

So we’ve moved on from that Pew d’Pewie guy to this guy. Is there some extension I can use to block all of these pointless husks from my browser?

I disagree. Those blue decks that spend 10 minutes diddling themselves but don’t actually do anything, and then stop you from doing anything, are the dishonorable decks. Milling is a valid strategy, just like discard.

So if you don’t press any buttons, it will just play by itself?

While I agree with the protest, I have to say that bragging that you’ve spent a whole $200 on Hearthstone really undercuts the message.

Lee Harvey Oswald? John Wilkes Booth? Just throwing some names out there.

Wasn’t that Cole Porter?

Seems like you could get the same effect in way less time by just juicing half a fresh lemon in each eye.

Well, whatever happens, I’m sure this essay will help make things better. Nothing like fatalistic nihilism to help folks out.

Because once you can convince someone that there is a big fairy in the sky who is super interested in everything they do, you can convince them of anything.

So disappointed in this game. I really had high hopes, but they just went even farther afield than 2. :’(