Seems like that dog should have been named “Baythan Drayke”.

If this thing can’t be used to play games a la the PowerGlove, I don’t want it.

If this thing can’t be used to play games a la the PowerGlove, I don’t want it.

Definitely. Colostomy bags are generally able to keep the shit inside themselves. Lewandowski, not so much.

Seems like it would have been cleaner to just magic the turds away from your bowels, right?

That doesn’t really answer the question. If he is the Editor in Chief, implying there are other editors, then we can assume one of those others are responsible for checking articles before they are published, and that brings us back to Nega’s question: “[I]f writers are able to just put up whatever they want with zero…

I think you meant, “Rockstar gives away one million in-game dollars to anyone who agrees to download and install the Rockstar store, no matter where you bought GTA 5".

I was thinking, “Fuck This guy” would be better.

I’m sorry to read about Quimby, Stephen. It’s a terrible thing to go through, and yet one that we sign up for willingly. It always helped me to remember that this is, in a sense, a gift: rather than being forced to live an increasingly miserable and painful existence, a decision can be made to end their life when the…

I was pretty excited about this, but $20 (yes, I know it’s $15 right now) for 3-4 hours is pretty slim. To be fair, I was holding off because I kind of expected this. I really like the idea of this game, but I’ll have to wait until it’s on sale. Still, I look forward to one day honking at people and stealing their…

I don’t want to minimize or gloss over anyone’s problems. I agree that first guy needs to stay away from that woman. But...

I feel like everyone is missing the most baffling piece of this entire thing:

Love Wolf and Cub? Isn’t that the traveling samurai barber from Bob’s Burgers?

Kjell suprise.

Fuck this world. We may not be in the worst of all possible worlds, but we’re certain one of the top-ranking amateurs.

It will be a goddamn red-letter day when I find a chrome extension (and Android app, for that matter) that blocks all stories or mentions of this shithead from my life. His repeated “relevance” is surely the second clearest sign that we are in the wrong timeline.

Wait—Lionel Richie played baseball?

Manny can fuck off. “Cancel culture” is just a bunch of people saying they don’t want to support your shit. Complaining about that is just saying, “I might be an asshole, but I shouldn’t lose viewers/ money over it!”. Fuck that.

I had typed out a response, but whatever.

I will gleefully offer to play the drunken, profanity-shouting Gen-Xer in this series.

The Orbweaver is only superior to the G13 in a single way: it is still available. In every other way, the Orbweaver is at best a distant follower to the G13.

The Orbweaver is only superior to the G13 in a single way: it is still available. In every other way, the Orbweaver…