My favorite parts about the pre-match wait are when the enemies come up to the door and say “Hi!”. :)

I’ve started answering mine with “JUSTICE rains from above!!”

Well shit—the courts should get you involved. You seem to have the answers and don’t have to bother with any of that “innocence”, “evidence” or the rest of it. You could really help them through the backlog of cases.

Other than not making people butt-hurt for a few more days, what is the point in not reporting it? It didn’t make the game any less delayed.

Other things that can be put through the dishwasher:

Shhh. He’s being “edgy”.

This is exactly my feeling. I get the same feeling looking at this as I got when I started up Black & White. Or Everquest II.

I suggest that person billing you for that glass of wine is not, nor has ever been, your friend.

Me too. Where I’m from, we call that “the horizon”

Wakes you up and tells you the weather? Doesn’t your window already do both of those things?

Hey now! They did something with it! Those hookers and coke don’t pay for themselves, you know!

Wait—no one just invited everyone to the delivery to watch the baby emerge?

THAT’S the being you have concerns about? Not the insane and abusive King?

No one said he was obligated to do his job. What they said was that he is a dickhead. Which he is.

It’s funny you would say that, because Jesus was totally a socialist, but pretty much every Christian I’ve met has been an asshole.

They probably had the expurgated version.

Were they mean to you, honey? Show us on the doll where the bad socialists touched you.

Most of all, D was hurt at how my parents could be nice to her publicly, but then privately be so negative about us dating,

It would seem to me that instead of complaining about this, players should “git gud”. I thought the challenge was the whole point of these games.