It’s possible these were all subtle ways of saying, “When the hell are you moving out???” ;)

I understand that’s how Dian Fossey rose to fame.

True. The difference is the others keep that shit to themselves.

Well that’s not going on here. That one public-facing shithead punished the hundreds of people involved in this work—and the people of Rhode Island to boot.

Nope—I’m wrong. Ignore this post.

It seems like creating a narrow lane of loose iron rods would solve the electro-magnetic doping fairly quickly.

Fair enough.

Yet.

Pronunciation mistakes don’t make it into $3 Billion marketing campaigns.

Exactly. What is with all these elaborate excuses for drinking. I’m starting to think kids these days don’t even understand alcohol.

I don’t have an exact count, but I’m pretty sure there are more than 52 cities in America. There has to be at least like 100.

I’ve been really taken by Marvel Heroes 2016 the last week or so.

Wasn’t there one on the PSP as well? I wouldn’t mind a PC version.

I’m exactly the same. Because I don’t go out a lot, I often skip showers on the weekends. And by Sunday, my hair is greasy and starting to form dreads.

Hey—that’s my toothpaste!

Not even close. If you bundle up our internet bill, commercial-free Hulu, Netflix, Sling, and Acorn (and even divide our Amazon Prime bill over the year), we are still paying less than half of what our old cable was. And we have it on demand, on repeat, and don’t have to scroll through 35 ESPN and 15 shopping channels…

Or, apparently, bringing a gay man into the scene.

Amen.

Who is that in the red cloak that he says he’s going to kill?

No, that is how it works.