The problem, IMO, is that although they call it an RPG, it is not. It is an old-fashioned 2-D platformer dressed up in a Skyrim costume.

The fuck? So now curiosity is bad thing?

That Resident Evil thing—my wife and I love horror movies, Halloween, etc. Most “scary” things. And waaaay back when, we tried RE on PS1. We got to the same thing—the one with the long hallway with windows on one side—the zombies jumped through, she screamed and dropped the controller. She has never played RE again.

Hand of Fate uses cards, I think, but it’s a twin-stick shooter. This one uses cards but is a third-person combat game (like Batman, Assassin’s Creed, Kingdoms of Amalur, etc)

Well, yeah—but only the stupid ones.

Well—it will probably ensure a second date...

I haven’t played Overwatch, but from what I understand in other games it doesn’t really count as “sniping” if the barrel of your gun is physically touching your target. Very few people could miss that shot, and most of them signed on with X-COM.

But I thought they had unbreakable DRM now.

Spending money means giving in to systems designed to manipulate me; it feels like losing.

Many of the allegations are disparaging and included simply to be provocative. They are irrelevant, immaterial, impertinent, and scandalous.

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!”

Yeah—I’ve been surprised that we haven’t seen anything about that. Funny—one guy has a little side action and they plaster it all over the site. They get sued into oblivion and don’t find it newsworthy at all.

Jesus Christ. Now Kristen is leaking into the rest of Gawker? Maybe she needs her own sub-kinja like Dog.

If 5 hours is an endurance run in VR, that really rules it out for me.

Well—Galaxies and pretty much every other game by SOE.

But then that taste (and texture) will haunt your meals for the rest of your life. I’d rather gamble on being able to drink away the sight of of the poop coming for my eyes.

Or the “sugar-free gummy bear loophole”.

Isn’t that the bomb from the end of Galaxy Quest?

I would pay good money to be able to block categories of items from ever appearing. Yes, I played Life is Strange. No, I am not interested in any “visual novel”, nor will I ever be.

“Ha”?