Look—maybe I just don’t use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do!

Just want to throw this in there—the Penguin is a W-S “exclusive” because Soda Stream isn’t making them anymore. The top end one is a new design and much better.

I am, however, in a position to tell people that they don’t deserve accolades once they finally do.

We’ll...some of us are a little past 30...

Excellent point! Well said!

You spelled “fap” wrong.

I don’t know—that guy’s face looks like a turd that was pinched off.

I’m not disagreeing that gun laws shouldn’t be toughened a great deal in the US. I’m just saying that there might be better countries to hold up as a symbol of nonviolence than the country responsible for the Holocaust.

Let’s not go out of our way to pat Germany on the back, huh?

Ok...picking this up.

The only wallet I can imagine is worth $265 is one that comes with $210 in it.

It’s a European Carry-all, actually.

I think Vicki Larson should focus more on the fermented grapes and less on the sour ones.

If you don’t trust this person enough to really marry them, why in the holy fuck would you give them the right to pull the plug?

Why would she do that? Because she read that chicken stew was good for the soul.

That is the only rational response to kale. I’m gong yell that the next time my wife brings that devil lettuce home.

Simple solution: Tell people that you are in (or were in) a guild with the initials IDPL, and you go by “Mal”, short for “Malcolm”. If they ask, IDPL stands for “Intergalactic Division of the Planetary League”, the name of your old corp in Eve Online.

I do the same thing! I mean, I use an ice pick, but we never forget where we parked. :D

Fuck. I’m so far behind her I might as well not even get up in the morning.

Hardly. I would argue that, when married, there is really no reason to doubt your spouse. If you aren’t sure of his/her commitment, years into a marriage is not a good time to consider it.