Exactly. I can’t personally imagine a more fitting symbol of a person’s slide into disrepute and irrelevance than hosting SNL.

Jesus Christ I am so sorry.

O.O

Haunting Grounds is some messed up shit. I still remember that fish-child.

Honestly, who actually gives a shit? Is there some benefit to having an honorary degree? Are they like stamps—trade in 10 and get a free macchiato? Has anyone ever based a decision to attend a college on the people whom have received imaginary degrees from that college? Is an honorary degree ever mentioned after it is…

You switch from Red and Green to Red and Blue. Did I miss something?

Also a good red lip stain that stays on for a long time:

Shit yeah. That’s the kind of pumpkin patch I can get behind. And not just so the clowns can’t see me.

You didn’t find The Bad Seed funny? Hmm....uh...me neither...

Oh shit—if this is in that show, I’m totally going to watch it. I tried, but it was soooooooo slow. But definitely worth it for this scene.

The problem you’re having is that you are fighting to believe that 1) they actually mean what they are saying and 2) they are actually using the words correctly. Neither of these are true.

Well, remember—you don’t know the whole story. Maybe, as a child, she physically or sexually abused him, and it was her car. So, despite all she has done to him, he is still taking care of her in her old age (while taking out his anger on her). Then again, maybe he’s just a dick.

Good point. Thank you for pointing that out.

OMG. Actually a reason for me to use IFTTT! Quick, Robin—to the Batronics bench!

We don’t need them to love each other. We need them for taxes, wills, hospital visits, pensions, retirement accounts, social security accounts, etc.

Why couldn’t they just have 3 forms— bride/groom, groom/groom and bride/bride? I don’t see why that would be such a major undertaking.

This is not really relevant to the article, but I have to say—when I scrolled down to the picture at first, I honestly thought it was a picture of Meatloaf. :( That is not a good picture of Rosie.

Wow. I was running out of fucks to give after just 3

Amen, brother. Preach it!

I worked a couple years as phone support. There is nothing in this world that would convince me to be in that situation again. I’d start selling other people’s organs before I got back on the phone. Fuck that noise.