That’s funny, because I had a friend who was a cop for a while, and he told me that while in the academy they told the recruits to never, ever let someone catch them eating a donut in uniform.

I felt the same way when I heard this story on the news this morning. I thought, People probably would be more polite if you tried a little harder not to shoot so many of them.

The classics never go out of style. If ya’ got’em, jiggle ‘em.

As a man, I can say, “Yes. Yes he does.”

So I assume you wear burlap sacks for clothes, only heat your food in the sun, and only drink water filtered through your shorts?

I agree. Fuck that.

I’m sorry—I wasn’t being snarky or anything (well, not towards anyone here). What I found strange is that I would have thought that sexually assaulting a child (minor) would be a greater offense than sexually assaulting an adult. So I just thought it was very strange that they would charge him with child luring (which…

So sexually assaulting an adult, a teen, a preteen, an infant, and a baby are all treated the same by the law?

O.O

That’s sort of it. I don’t see why child luring (presumably right before the assault) didn’t lead to sexual assault of a child. Or is sexual assault treated the same regardless of the age of victim?

How do you get “child luring” and “misdemeanor sexual assault” charges at the same time? Was she only a child when he was luring her?

Give this a shufti...

That’s probably why you don’t see high-end animators and graphic designers doing their work at a coffee shop. Well, that and the fact that they have an office.

That’s what I went to at home. Logitech wireless solar keyboard. Nearly flat, no batteries, no wires. I love that thing.

I wouldn’t last 3 minutes. Those crooked monitors would drive me batty.

What is Pinkham’s law??

I understand your point, but in that case the word you are looking for is “acidic”, “astringent” or “acerbic”. No need for That Word That Shall Not Be Typed.

Is that Tom Brady?

Consider how traumatized the waitress was after dealing with this monster for one dinner. This man deals with her every day, and has for probably decades. Any spine, fortitude, balls, willpower, self-importance or original thought has likely been pounded out of him long, long ago.

Why thank you.