Me too!

Mostly, it’s slightly tasty to drink, so all the snooty drinkers who have convinced themselves that IPAs and shitty scotch taste good poo-poo you for drinking it. It’s like a cross-fit hipster mocking your because you didn’t put nettles in your shorts before your workout.

The secret is to look for a list of typical drinks: old fashioned, manhattan, martini, gimlet, vodka tonic, etc. Go to the bar and order one. If the bartender doesn’t know how to make it, just shake your head in a disparaging fashion and ask for a different one. If (somehow) the bartender doesn’t know that one, stare…

The fuck? Is that a pork chop on a stick?

Is this game playable on PC yet? Or is it still borked?

Wait—-she scored head? Good for her!

I love that this reads as if you are drinking more and more beers as you wrote it. It is the perfect review of a camping multitool.

I agree with most of what you say, but liquids can most certainly have a texture—gritty, smooth, greasy, chalky, coarse, watery. “Mouthfeel” appeared somewhere around the 80s, mostly so hipsters could feel cool. In fact, if you type the “word” “mouthfeel” you will see that Word, Chrome or any respectable browser will…

If the problem were safety, then it wouldn’t be solved with “more money”.

I recognize each of those as individual English words, but the order you have put them in does not make sense.

What am I too old for? Probably about 80% of the shit I do daily.

Great information. I’m going to try some of this. A lot of this. Often.

Ooooooooh. Thanks.

What were you playing? I have used Steam’s streaming to play Borderlands 2 (solo) on my Venue 8 via Wi-Fi and it worked magnificently, even while my wife streamed video in HD. However, I was in a single-player game, so if you were playing something like Honor of Call of Heroes or an MMO I can imagine it might not do…

So the “cool things you can do with the Xbox app without an xbox” is....record a game?

Wasn’t the whole crisis thing supposed to put everyone back in the same timeline? Are they already screwed up again?

Ok—you’ve sold me. I generally stay away from DC because their titles tend to be too cartoony for me, and seem to hang on a few central characters. Batman was an occasional exception. and when the new MechaBatman was revealed, I thought I was done.

That’s racist.

Like all those actors who got stoked to get gigs doing reenactments for America’s Most Wanted—until viewers started calling John Walsh reporting them.

It is one mean sonuvabitch that gets extra time for fighting while in solitary. Damn.