Not that there was every much threat, but if anything convinced me not to try long-distance running it was seeing a man’s bleeding nipples. Yikes.

This thread was a way better love story than...well, just about anything I’ve seen.

Who the fuck cares? They were dickheads and now they are trying to get more pats on the head for not going out of their way to be dicks. Fuck them.

I agree that they are all evil. But only one (AT&T) has sent me a letter about using too much data on the unlimited plan. Sprint has shitty coverage in the Austin area. And to me, the idea of complaining about the difference between 5gb and 6gb seems just silly. The price difference is between $5-10, and that is not…

I’m no fan of Verizon, but I am currently using them as my provider (because I am even less of a fan of the others). If they handle the data like they do now, then when you get close to the cap, you will get a text message from Verizon warning you, and you can reply to immediately up your plan for that month. Then,…

Shouldn’t he be blue instead?

I have to say, you have a remarkably close family. I have no idea how my brother and sister-in-law feel while they have sex, and do not want to be involved.

The book was not good. I doubt a series would be any better.

“So if you promise to make her your wife
Man you better stay with her for the rest of your life...”

I pre-ordered a similar game, but the graphics were more...intense...

I was a middle manager. Then I took a memo to the knee...

This happened at SXSW two or three years ago. The guide book was so thick it kept causing extra bag searches.

Unless it’s soup. #hackhack

Maybe they have green fingers for some other reason. Just sayin’...

WTF is PT?

Well, he learned it from his sister. Sadly, she was not so wise...

I knew it! Austin Cobra lives! He just moved. :D

So you don’t think suicide is a sign of mental illness? For some people it’s just...a pastime? A phase? Experimentation?

Thank god these women found some way to lose weight! I mean, look at them! How’d they even get through the door??