I know I’m stating the obvious here, but—really? $42 to make the same things you can make for free in your freezer? What am I missing? Surely there’s some reason this isn’t nuts, right?

I know I’m stating the obvious here, but—really? $42 to make the same things you can make for free in your freezer?…

It was a confusing time for both of us :S

Then you certainly should have advocated for a pre-nup, specifying that in the case of divorce, she takes half the debt!

When I first met my wife in person (we met online), marriage was largely a foregone conclusion. I moved in with her on the second date, essentially, and we’ve been together for 17 years. Now, at the time, I had no idea, but as we neared the wedding (4 years later) I had gained a much larger appreciation for her…

Well, our marriage is great and has been for 17 years. But I can tell you what makes it harder: the law. Before you are married, no matter how long you’ve lived together, you can just up and leave. Once you’re married, it’s not that easy.

Where do you see that? The article above says the game is NOT playable offline.

One thing I’ve done that at least makes me feel better when I think I’m doing is say, “Sorry—I don’t know everything. I just act like I do.”

This is pretty cool, but I’m a lot more impressed by defenestrators—those brave, extreme souls who descend tall buildings without any support or apparatus at all!

But did Dina Spector check in with an acupuncturist, phrenologist, or a hypnotist? If we are going as far as to bother someone as medically advanced and knowledgeable as a chiropractor, we should really get the entire panel’s opinion, don’t you think?

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Don’t say “shot”.

Oh that Meryl Streep! She’s such a phony baloney!

These folks realize that this plan is in direct opposition to Sony’s business model, right? As long as I can remember, Sony has had Division A and Division D. What A giveth, D fucketh up

I hear that’s how Wallace Stevens used to write as well.

Wait—-shouldn’t there be something in there about Nickelodeon cuckold propaganda?

And while we’re at it, can we launch a special investigator to investigate and prosecute those thoroughly un-American and misanthropic companies that demonstrate their contempt for all that is good and holy in this world by putting actual marshmallows in their “rocky road” ice cream? All people of clear minds and pure…

You spelled “hours” wrong.

C’mon Kate. Surely you know better. It’s basic Strunk & White: Compose means “to make up” and comprise means “to embrace or to include”. So nothing, ever, is comprised of anything.

Being a chef sounds stressful.