Some big tech company needs to create Carl, the gas station attendant off I-44, complete with the Southern drawl, aviator glasses, and trucker hat. See how well that goes over. 

Fully expect this story to come back as a video or slide show...still with no picture of the chair.

For those wondering what it looks like (and why the author couldn’t bother to provide a similar image), here’s a link to a royalty free image that includes a similar chair (though maybe not the exact one in question).

Having conducted a thorough investigation of myself, I have determined that the cookies ate themselves. The crumbs found on my face and hands could've been from any number of cookie like substances that were not in fact cookie's. I find being called a monster personally insulting. From this day forward, I am cookie…

Um... you know that the swinging Spider-Man at Disney’s California Adventure is a robot, right?

For those among us who don’t need a whole sixty-eight seconds to read that, or who literally can’t read that and need to use a screen reader:

Thank goodness that recap of two tweets was in video form. It really helped explain and clarify the complex level of literary analysis at work here.

It is a big ask for most to fully grasp that homophobia in the Black community can trace its way back to Transatlantic slave trade and THE DAMN CHURCH, but here we are.

Krishna was quick to note that its workforce in the country did nothing wrong, though the CEO used awkwardly euphemistic language to describe laying off so many people: Krishna called it a “separation.”

I always thought This Old House was a faaaaar more accurate home renovation show. It takes an entire season to finish one house. The people involved have a budget, but also spend more due to delays, price changes, etc. than planned. There are multiple contractors involved in every step of the process. One episode even…

You’re a madman, sojibby

Lol, nobody wants a burger with two bottom buns.  Ever.

Now if only they’d release Daria with the restored soundtracks

Morbinominal!

Jared Leto needs to stop happening. A zero charisma Try Hard idiot whose performances keep shouting for attention, without the talent to back up the inane attempts at method. A man who also seems physiologically lacking in humour and self-awareness. His Joker was the most notable for nerds but even of late, his House…

I don’t think I can actually remember watching a good Jared Leto movie.

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and…

If the SOI had any balls, they would cancel this year’s Special Olympics and release a statement blaming it on DeSantis and his refusal to let them have a vaccine mandate.

““I don’t agree with how he went about it, but it’s his religion and we have to respect it just like people apart of the lgbtq community should be respected,” another replied.”

The fuck we do.

Even by the standards of this years long shift to individual pressers that aren’t really part of E3 this year seems extremely barren. As normal no Nintendo or Sony but even the big third party publishers seem to have nothing to show this year.