Some big tech company needs to create Carl, the gas station attendant off I-44, complete with the Southern drawl, aviator glasses, and trucker hat. See how well that goes over. 

Having conducted a thorough investigation of myself, I have determined that the cookies ate themselves. The crumbs found on my face and hands could've been from any number of cookie like substances that were not in fact cookie's. I find being called a monster personally insulting. From this day forward, I am cookie…

Um... you know that the swinging Spider-Man at Disney’s California Adventure is a robot, right?

For those among us who don’t need a whole sixty-eight seconds to read that, or who literally can’t read that and need to use a screen reader:

Thank goodness that recap of two tweets was in video form. It really helped explain and clarify the complex level of literary analysis at work here.

It is a big ask for most to fully grasp that homophobia in the Black community can trace its way back to Transatlantic slave trade and THE DAMN CHURCH, but here we are.

I always thought This Old House was a faaaaar more accurate home renovation show. It takes an entire season to finish one house. The people involved have a budget, but also spend more due to delays, price changes, etc. than planned. There are multiple contractors involved in every step of the process. One episode even…

Now if only they’d release Daria with the restored soundtracks

If the SOI had any balls, they would cancel this year’s Special Olympics and release a statement blaming it on DeSantis and his refusal to let them have a vaccine mandate.

It’s also not a hard thing to figure out?

I’m not taking disingenuous comments about “who decides who is bigoted against whom” garbage. Go away, you’re not welcome, either.

I’m sure you’re as aware of this as I am, but for anybody else who might not be aware: the folks saying that their shitty views deserve to be respected don’t actually care about tolerance. They’re just using the language of tolerance to try and defend being bigots.

“WTF is this?” one person referencing Almalki’s comment asked FaZe Clan’s account. “I don’t agree with how he went about it, but it’s his religion and we have to respect it just like people apart of the lgbtq community should be respected,” another replied.

““I don’t agree with how he went about it, but it’s his religion and we have to respect it just like people apart of the lgbtq community should be respected,” another replied.”

The fuck we do.

“Just to clarify that I don’t support any kind of LGBTQ or anything similar even if ‘FaZe’ does,” he wrote in a now-deleted quote-tweet. “I’m a Muslim.”

So, he woke up a dude sleeping in his car, then when the dude seemed disoriented he feared for his life and shot him. Yeah, that’s some great police work there.

A take so shitty, Amber just put it in someone's bed.

I mean, “don’t lie about domestic violence” is a pretty good lesson to learn, yeah. 

LMFAO

Even by the standards of this years long shift to individual pressers that aren’t really part of E3 this year seems extremely barren. As normal no Nintendo or Sony but even the big third party publishers seem to have nothing to show this year.